Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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