The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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