And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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