If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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