I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize
