Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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