R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
