the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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