just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Ladies don't puke and tell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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