It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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