yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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