sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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