No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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