i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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