Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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