At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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