dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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