Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
