He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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