I need help removing her.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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