Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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