That's intense
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Mom said you looked used
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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