I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have demons in me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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