Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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