the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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