i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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