i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There was a lot of him and a little penis
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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