your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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