just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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