don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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