redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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