I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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