I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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