just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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