Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think my moral compass just broke
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