Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
