Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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