I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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