I cockslap morals
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The uberlube is also flammable
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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