Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Randomize