He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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