Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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