I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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