A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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