dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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