My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
kristin has been a bad kristin
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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