ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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