There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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