He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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