We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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