What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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