I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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