Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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