So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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