New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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