do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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