Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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